Wednesday, June 25, 2008

I want to write you a book.

About everything. Which would you prefer?

A coming of age story chronicling a girls navigation to adulthood while dealing with an oppressive father, stories of incest, all while supposing her mother of money laundering and other mafia-esque escapades.

An exhausting narrative of a kidnapped woman. Following her wedding day, she breaks down on the side of the road and is knocked unconscious and delivered to a labyrinth of evil by the man that stops to change her tire.

A love story about a man who waits patiently for the love of his life to find a happy medium between her split personalities. He's not looking for her to make a choice, he loves all of her. He just doesn't like it when Madison, her hard core porn personality forgets to untie him from the bed. Or when Toby, her tobacco chewing chauvinist smacks him and forces him to make her dinner.

You tell me. I probably won't listen, but i will try.

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