I am taking a cue from Jeff Foxworthy here (a fact which may cause my weekly readership to drop by a whole person...) and I am going to make a "You might drive me crazy if..." list. Here goes. If you answer yes to any of these, stop sucking. (LOL: Disclaimer- Think about who I am before taking too much of this seriously)
YOU MIGHT DRIVE ME CRAZY IF... You walk crooked when walking with me down a hall way, in a mall, on a promenade, at the beach, ect..
YOU MIGHT DRIVE ME CRAZY IF.... You talk over me in the middle of a story
YOU MIGHT DRIVE ME CRAZY IF... You DRIVE in the left lane of the highway at 42.5 miles an hour.
YOU MIGHT DRIVE ME CRAZY IF... You sleep til 2PM, stay up till 5AM and still wonder why I'm too tired to talk to you at night and too busy during the day.
YOU MIGHT DRIVE ME CRAZY IF... You provoke someone else to anger and then yell at them.
YOU MIGHT DRIVE ME CRAZY IF... You get mad at ME because you fit one of these descriptions.
YOU MIGHT DRIVE ME CRAZY IF... You don't have a job but you have mommy and daddy's credit card.
YOU MGIHT DRIVE ME CRAZY IF... You're my ex-boyfriend just calling to tell me you're gay
YOU MIGHT DRIVE ME CRAZY IF... You stop reading my blog because I make to many crazy lists.
Yeah, there are more, but Mr.Future Millionaire is calling and yeah, he's more important than this crazy list.
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Welcome. If you want truth, you just passed it. This is Idealism.
Whispers of Temptation
I, much concerned with life
Saw the skull beneath the skin
And lustful creatures all around
Lean forward with lips full and grin.
Dead brown roots instead of balls
Drain the attention of wandering eyes
He knew my rambuncitious thoughts
Called in by lusts and luxeries.
He, I guessed, was a hands-on learner
Who could control not his fervor
To seize.
And force.
And dictate.
Calmed by nothing but that which penetrates
His flesh knew not patience,
His hand an expert beyond experience,
My body not yet a temple,
And I, quickly lead by harsh desires.
* * *
Summer was nice : The extreme heat
Gave way to naked skin
For short, but sweet unknown release
Giving fruitless promises of bliss.
From a chaise lounge, One can see a world.
Observing, planning, asserting.
Scheming.
Mouth-watering.
From which he pounced; and with quick declaration.
"I lust for you"
A force on my subtlty.
Even the slightest hint
Aroused a deeper cry
For flames that danced between
To keep the empty warm.
On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur, l'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux.- Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Le Petit Prince
Writing Baltimore.
Welcome. If you want truth, you just passed it. This is Idealism.
Me, Playing Poet.
Whispers of Temptation
I, much concerned with life
Saw the skull beneath the skin
And lustful creatures all around
Lean forward with lips full and grin.
Dead brown roots instead of balls
Drain the attention of wandering eyes
He knew my rambuncitious thoughts
Called in by lusts and luxeries.
He, I guessed, was a hands-on learner
Who could control not his fervor
To seize.
And force.
And dictate.
Calmed by nothing but that which penetrates
His flesh knew not patience,
His hand an expert beyond experience,
My body not yet a temple,
And I, quickly lead by harsh desires.
* * *
Summer was nice : The extreme heat
Gave way to naked skin
For short, but sweet unknown release
Giving fruitless promises of bliss.
From a chaise lounge, One can see a world.
Observing, planning, asserting.
Scheming.
Mouth-watering.
From which he pounced; and with quick declaration.
"I lust for you"
A force on my subtlty.
Even the slightest hint
Aroused a deeper cry
For flames that danced between
To keep the empty warm.
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1 comment:
Not that this offends me, for I am employed as well as relying on my parents for finances:
"YOU MIGHT DRIVE ME CRAZY IF... You don't have a job but you have mommy and daddy's credit card."
...
but this disagrees with it:
"Therefore bless every person and condition, and give thanks. Thus you affirm the perfection of God's creation-and you show your faith in it. "
While it's not necessarily noble for someone to not make their own way financially when they first become adults, it's how a lot of people work. College students are usually planning on paying off student loans after college, which isn't very much different than using Mom and Dad's credit cards or letting their parents pay their way through college. Do I think getting a job first and paying for everything with my own money is more noble? That's not really for me to judge. But is it really helpful for you to criticize the other side and expect them not to criticize you? I would prefer to set the example by respecting their way of life.
Just a little check from a friend.
Love,
Rob
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